There are some words i'll never understand. In languages i'll never be able to read. The words themselves are not what frighten me. It is what is behind the words that causes me to worry...

 

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess
awwww-cute:

I work at a car emissions center. A customer came through and we found 3 of these in his truck bed sleeping away

awwww-cute:

I work at a car emissions center. A customer came through and we found 3 of these in his truck bed sleeping away

orgyporgy:

Like when women hate men it’s frustrating at worst, maybe it hurts someone’s feelings, but when men hate women they are shamed, abused, patronized, demeaned, objectified, raped, and murdered, ya feel me, so even if I WAS a raging misandrist like worst case scenario I’d be a bummer at parties, meanwhile a girl somewhere literally can’t leave her house because it’s dark outside.

Cause she deserves to be fought for.

Seven Word Story (via neverthegoodguy)

And I’ll fight for her.

(via obeythesquid)